Just loving life oh but I do like cucumbers,

cucumbers are nice.

Oh and I like laughing that's some good shit.

Ash is the name we all live the game.

  • fatted:

    Family: *says something racist*
    Family: *says something sexist*
    Family: *says something homophobic*
    Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
    Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
    Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

    (via insanitysdarling)

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  • (Source: spongebob-daily, via greetings)

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  • ohshititsgreg:

    QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

    (via succeeding)

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  • itsmemacleod:

    thebecelysimon:

    allteensrelate:

    itsmemacleod:

    defiers:

    @itsmemacleod on twitter speaks the truth

    He speaks so much truth its insane

    Important.

    He just complimented himself didn’t he

    Yes yes he did isn’t that such a pretentious thing to do?

    (via mxcleod)

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  • shimadonna:

    Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

    the fuckin dog is like

    should i lick the bun

    i’m gonna lick the bun

    *licks the bun*

    (Source: manicgay, via humorous-blog)

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  • Turning me on is very easy
    Buy me stationary… ALL THE STATIONARY

  • theatrefetish:

    you know what upsets me

    bunnies have tons of sex

    like supposedly always humping right

    but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

    no

    do we still think bunnies are cute af?

    yes

    do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

    no

    treat people like bunnies ok

    this has been a psa

    (via greetings)

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  • fruitcrocs:

    when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

    image

    *gets 0 on the test*

    image

    (Source: fruitcrocs, via slomps)

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  • queernipple:

    if u have boobs ur a slut

    (via asvprock)

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  • naking:

    mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

    (via allteensrelate)

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  • sarah-scales:

    We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

    (via welc0me-t0-cha0s)

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  • THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

    This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

    (Source: sinistersaz, via unpopuler)

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  • eccentric-disney:

    wait a minute this isn’t my homework

    this is tumblr

    how did this happen

    (via succeeding)

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  • liftedandgiftedd:

    I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.

    (via reblogalert)

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