Just loving life oh but I do like cucumbers,

cucumbers are nice.

Oh and I like laughing that's some good shit.

Ash is the name we all live the game.

  • notmysecret:

    *aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

    (via basicwhiteguy)

  • communistbakery:

    I write sins not cosines or tangents

    (via iwasrepeals)

  • nyannerz:

    ive come here to receive a rub

    (Source: youtube.com, via gnarly)

  • euo:

    never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

    (via heart)

  • clivas:

    Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

    (via iwasrepeals)

  • (All I wonder)

    (Source: daggerred, via succeeding)

  • "Would losing me even be a loss?"
  • (via difficult)

    (via bunsen)

  • "Some people smoke,
    others drink, and others fall in love,
    each one dies from a different way."
  • hidddlestoner:

    best-of-memes:

    Love foxes

    you guys don’t understand how much this post makes me want a pet fox.

    (via welc0me-t0-cha0s)

  • concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    i think we found the opposite of nash greir

    (Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via succeeding)

  • rebuy:

    i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

    (via succeeding)

  • flukeoffate:

    happy-follows-sweaty:

    floraliris:

    DREAMS

    i fancy a banana

    The Top Gear hosts are my heroes.

    (Source: bmvagabnd, via santoni-kids)

  • kaliforhnia:

    Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

    (via succeeding)

  • yeffyaboyuice:

    Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

    [Punts microphone and walks off]

    (via allteensrelate)